The Death Note Game!

Killed by the hat, because the hat totally agrees.

killed by the hat, because everyone keeps using it as a tool of mass destruction

Killed by the hat, cause it will bring another Cold War.

Killed by the hat, cause Hitler turned aroudn in his grave.

Died because his sexiness does not match the hat.

Died because his avvy is nowhere near as cool as the hat.

Died because Kamina is so much more manly than the hat.

Died because Anders Fridén stole the hat.

Died because of the revenge of the hat.

Died because I used the hat as a deodorant

Died because the hat...said so.

Died because the Hat is now a noun.

^Died because he failed to realise the Hat was always a noun xD

died because the Hat doesn't like failures

Died because the hat doesn't like him D<

Died for not cappin' the Hat.

(I knew I was gonna get killed for that xD)

Died for attempted rape of the Hat.

Raped The Hat.

Wore the hat

The Hat killed Kat because it found a new owner

The hat loved the feeling of murder and went on a killing spree, Rui, of course being one of the first victims.
The hat is now wanted in 36 countries, 48 states and Slovenia (too small to be a country anyways)

Monaco's a country and it's like one city

died for insulting the little countries