Epic Moments/Quotes/Whatever-You-Can-Think-Of

See title. Basically, if you remember any funny things that have happened to you or someone you know, or you just heard about it, post away.

I'm too lazy to think of any right now.

I better see some funny stuff >D

-FS

Here's a funny one:

My sister and her 2 year old daughter went to the gas station to fill up the car. My sister went out and got some gas into the car. When she was finished she had forgot her wallet in the car. She then went to one of the door but when she was just about to open it, her daughter locked the whole car, and the keys, cell phone and herself was in the car XD. My sister tried to talk to her and that she should press on the car keys, but she only pointed at them, laughed, threw them away and started to play with my sisters cell phone. It took 20 minutes before the kid unlocked the car.

This happened some days ago. My sister was a little pissed off after that

Wow, two whole replies XD

Anyways, my friend and I were walking out of the main building of our school. There's the main building, then a short outside walkway (literally, short. As in less than a 10 seconds walk when there's not too many other people), then the new-ish building. As we were about to get to the doors leading outside, a girl coming in from outside ran SMACK into the pole between the doors (you know what I'm talking about, right?). It. Was. So. Freaking. Funny. My friend then proceeded to run into a trash can.

Oh, and a couple favorite convos of mine:

Teacher: So, are you an omnivore?

Friend's boyfriend: No, I'm a carnivore.

Me: You're drinking fruit juice.

........................

Kid in my American History class: What about World War II?

American History Teacher: I’m going to skip World War II, it’s not important.

I really hope she was being sarcastic...

-FS

Oh God, I really wish you guys could understand me and my friends' antics, but if translated it would sound all wrong.

So here goes a resume of the Birth of pappa Rabbit:

Nie: Congratulations, Niedude just evolved into phailmeleon! Phailmeleon can now learn Phail Claw hack & slash, but it already knows four moves. Forget one? YES NO
Kat: Hmm...
Kat: Nu.
Nie: You chose no
Nie: Phailmeleon is wondering why you couldn't let him learn an uber attack and make him forget splash. Answer? YES NO
Kat: ... Yes?
Nie: Yes.
Kat: Yes.
Nie: What will you tell Phailmeleon?
Kat: Yes.
Nie: You told Phailmeleon "Yes."
Nie: Phailmeleon has an "WTF?" look on its face
Kat: Awww... x3
Kat: *pets*
Nie: Phailmeleon spotted a rabit
Nie: its is chasing it and plans to murder it in a gruesome way so he can then digest it. Will you let him do it? Interfere? YES NO
Kat: No. :3
Nie: Phailmeleon had its meal. Phailmeleon is now full and takes a nap. Rabbit daddy sneaks up on it and uses choke to death. Revenge! +10% damage bonus
Nie: What will you do?
Kat: *throws Pokeball*
Nie: the ball hits Daddy rabit in the balls. Daddy rabit is now looking at you with a rabit look on its face. Let daddy rabit do to you what Rabits do best? YES NO
Kat: o___O
Kat: No.
Nie: You selected Yes. It's probably time you fix your DS.

The conversation soon develops into me turning into a princess and random DD references.

How the hell does Kat get into these messes?

Anyway, another MSN convo. xD

iAlly says:
d^^b?
Lux - lol smo vedl da sta Kat pa Ally skup =P says:
how did you get that turned around b?
Lux - lol smo vedl da sta Kat pa Ally skup =P says:
wait
Lux - lol smo vedl da sta Kat pa Ally skup =P says:
nevermind

The original conversation was Slovenian, but there you have it translated.

Wait... I though Kat was enlish *is confused*

DAMN YOU DD! ITS THE LAST TIME YOU TRICK ME D<

[¤/Desmond\¤] "Why Do I like, To Hurt So Much." says:
Katja says you have pretty eyes


lol thanks Kat...