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Peachy-kun Super Spammer
Posts : 665 Join date : 2008-11-23 Location : The land of parasols
| Subject: The recipe game Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:57 pm | |
| I've always wanted to create a game here, so yeah.
The point of the game is to post a recipe for something. It doesn't have to be a person. It doesn't even have to exist or make sense. It can be as simple or complex as you want. Here's an example:
Stewed umbrella pickle pie(Serves 2-3 people)
Ingredients: 10 stewed umbrella pickles 5 red carrots 5 kitty peppers 100g flour 50g chocolate flakes 25g gunpowder 3 green spotted eggs 100g mutated blue chicken 100g disco cow
Utensils: Gas oven Bowl Baseball Bat Diamond shaped pan Rolling pin Bazooka
Preparation: Start by setting your oven to 300 degrees Farenheit, at gas mark 42. Pour the flour, choclate flakes, gunpowder and spotted eggs into a bowl and mix with a baseball bat for 3 minutes. Pour the mixture onto the table and let it harden. Roll out the mixture using the rolling pin and line it across the pan. Place the rest of the ingredients in the bowl and shoot the whole thing with the bazooka. Place the remainings in the pan. Cover this with the remaining pie mixture and place in the oven for half an hour. When it's done, hold your nose and prepare yourself for the wacky taste of the pie.
Get it? Now let out the inner chef inside you, and produce a fine meal! Or at least just any kind of meal | |
| | | Sundried
Posts : 49 Join date : 2008-10-22 Location : At the Hostile Hospital, of course.
| Subject: Re: The recipe game Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:52 pm | |
| Mystery Member Stew
Ingredients: 1 Lovely Floatzel 1 Hoppip leaf A bunch of salted Spindas (about 4) 3 Skitty tails 30g of Swampert mud Peanut Chews (insert as many as you desire) A pair of Minun ears 1 Spoink jewel A fat, plump, Jigglypuff
Utensils: VFD VFD VFD VFD A pot
Preparation: Ever wanted to create a meal out of your favorite members? Well, now you can~! I'll be using these members as examples, if you can figure out who which one is! It's very simple to create these fabulous entrees, just put everything in the pot in your ingredients! Put some VFD in, close the lid, wait till the clock says VFD, and then soak the pot in VFD, and you'll have a VFD of a time eating this effective meal!
...;D | |
| | | riversong Moderator
Posts : 728 Join date : 2008-07-29 Age : 31 Location : elite four
| Subject: Re: The recipe game Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:59 pm | |
| I thought this through too much xD
Kirby Muffins/Cupcakes: Serves 6 people
Ingredients:
Before:
1 Dyna Blade egg / 2 Crack Tweet eggs 2 cups Lovely Flower flour 1/4 cup Meta Knight milk 1 cup Star Sugar 1 cup chopped cherries 1 tbs Biospark baking powder 1/2 tsp Batty baking soda 4 tsp Dreamy dust 2 tsp pink Galactic gel 1/2 tsp Noddy nutmeg. 1/4 tsp Sir Kibble salt.
After (if your making cupcakes): Pink frosting Rainbow Star sprinkles Red gel Blue gel
Utensils:
Muffin tin Rainbow paper liners
Preparation:
Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C) and butter your muffin pan using Blocky butter. Beat the butter and the Noddy nutmeg together to form a light, airy mixture. One at a time, add the egg/s, and beat gently with a sword. Add 1/4 cup of the sugar after each egg and mix thoroughly. Put the baking powder and salt in the milk, then add to the mixture. Fold in the flour, dreamy dust, and galactic gel using Kirby's star rod. Pour the mix into your buttered muffin pan, filling each cup two-thirds full. Bake for 25 minutes or until muffins turn peachy pink.
When it's done, quickly take it out before it explodes and spread the pink frosting on. Then, take the red gel and make two cheeks, and the blue gel for the eyes and mouth. After, put the sprinkles on. Then, using the star rod, tap each muffin while saying "poyo poyo" to give it a magical creamy taste =D | |
| | | Hydro King Mega Spammer
Posts : 1688 Join date : 2008-07-30 Age : 31 Location : The Eye of the Tiger
| Subject: Re: The recipe game Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:50 pm | |
| Boiled Corphish: serves 6-7 people
Ingedients:
1 large Corphish 8 Spelon Berries 5 carrots 4 onions 1 cup Crushed Vileplume petals 1 cup white wine 1/3 cup of Bayleef leaves 2 tsp of Shoal Cave salt
Preparation:
Place a large pan on the stove and fill with water. Place the Spelon Berries carrots, onions, seasonings, and white wine into the water. Add the 2 tsp of salt and bring the water to the boil. When the water is boiling fiercely, add the Corphish (still alive) head first into the water and return to the boil. When the water is boiling again, set the timer to 11 minutes. Once cooked, the Corphish should turn bright red. The meat under the shell should be firm and white. The Corphish's tail should have curled under its body and will not allow you to straighten it out. You should be able to easily remove the front antennae and legs of the Corphish.
Eating:
As well as the main body of the Corphish, meat can also be found where the legs attach to the body. The body can be split, and the meat can be picked out.
The Corphish's walking legs contain good tasting meat. Pull the legs off and place them in your mouth, close your teeth down on them and then draw them through your teeth to squeeze out the meat inside.
To eat the tail meat, separate the tail from the main body of the Corphish and squeeze the shell in the middle to break the ridges that cross underneath the tail. Split off the shell and peel it away to reveal the meat. | |
| | | Peachy-kun Super Spammer
Posts : 665 Join date : 2008-11-23 Location : The land of parasols
| Subject: Re: The recipe game Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:18 am | |
| TT's epic goodbye: serves -insert large number here- people
Ingredients: 500g fresh spam 99 happy smileys 1 sad smiley 1kg bashing of teh modz 200g link to the SPC 200g quoted words 100g swear words 100g epicness 100g sparta
Utensils: sppf Microsoft Word
Preparation: Place all the ingredients in any order you like on word. Then copy and paste the result in a thread on sppf. Repost the thread for a futher 3 times. Then wait for a mod to say 'OMG U RULE BRAKOR' and ban you.
...someone had to do it XD | |
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