The Dream Crusher

I remember this from a forum i was on long ago that died because it only had 3 active members excluding myself xD

Uhm, yeah, the point is to say "i dream of....." and the next poster is supposed to make it go true! But! With a But!
Like:

First: "I wish i was president"
Second: "Its true! But now everyone throws waterbaloons at you!"

Lets start.
I wish i was happy =P

Granted, but you are happy because you're having beastial sex.

I wish I had completed the Pokedex.

Granted! ..The unown dex that is!

You didn't wish. >_>;

I wish DD wished so I could post some ludicrous story about his genitals.

Then hitler comes and owns you

I wish i had a wish =0

Granted, but the rabbit in your sig mutates into a huge epic monster of win and eats you.

I wish I was Thomas the Tank Engine.

The rabbit is in my avvy xD

Granted, now you go "shitshitshitshit" all the time on youtube.

You didn't wishhhh.

I wish that I didn't have an economics test tomorrow.

Granted. You get a calculus exam instead.

I wish for a mushroom.

Granted. You get a toadstool.

I wish that Blastoise was real.

Granted, but his maneating

I wish dentist died by lightning

Your wish comes true, but you get a new dentist who used to be a fisherman.

Granted. Oh wait.

I wish for cookies.

Granted, but a cat licked on it first

I wish for sanity

You become sane, but the government approves a bill for free college for all insane people

I wish I was pretty

Not possible Cause you already are But now, pretty people are all frogish

I wish for happyness =3

Granted. It then becomes so huge that you become gay. Oh wait *shot*

I wish for fireworks

Granted, but ive gone in hiding

I wish for a cat

Granted. It turns out to be our dad (you know what I mean)

I wish for a yoshi

D<

Granted. The dog peed on it though.

I wish for a key =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Granted, but you can only wish for something that will attack you at a random time/place

I wish that I had a PS3

Granted. Since you didn't exactly specify what you wished for, you get a pink skitty 3 instead.

Uh-oh

I wish for safety