Allergy Game

This is one of my own invention ^.^ It's fairly simple, here's how it goes:

The first poster goes *achoo!* The next person says, you are allergic to _______ and prescribes a treatment. They then say *achoo!* and the game continues like that.

So I'll start it off:

*achoo!*

lol This sounds like it could be quite interesting!

You are allergic to leather jackets. I recommend wearing a turban for a week.

*achoo*

You're allergic to this thread.

*achoo*

-FS

You're allergic to me. I recommend living in a hole for a week.

*achoo*

You are allergic to iPods. I reccomend you stop eating green beans.

*achoo*

FS wrote:

You're allergic to this thread.

And I have no cure...

You are allergic to Tangrowth. I recommend using Blastoise in CBs.

*achoo*

You are allergic to n00bs. I recommend taking 23 doses of pumpkin seeds

*achoo*

You are allergic to Honchkrow. I recommend changing avatar.

*achoo*

You're allergic to birds. You should go drink 17 gallons of mud.

*achoo*

-FS

You are allergic to cake. I recommend you eat it anyways.

*achoo*

Youre allergic to civilization. I recommend digging a hole and becoming a hermit.

*achoo*

(btw, i AM working on a new avatar)

You are allergic to mothers. I recommend you shoot your own.

*achoo*

Youre allergic to dads. I recommend you kiss yours on the lips >.>

*achoo*

You are allergic to idiocy. I suggest you go on a killing spree.

*achoo*

You are allergic to rabbits. I sugest you clip your toenails

*achoo*

You are allergic to Mudkipz. I suggest you kill yourself. Now.

*achoo*

You are allergic to Chimchar. I suggest you douse all of their flaming butts with water. NOW.

*achoo*

You are allergic to Final Fantasy games. I recommend you hang your head in shame.

*achoo*

NO ONE CAN BE ALLERGIC TO TEH MUDKIPZ...

You're allergic to water. Go take a dive in the ocean.

*achoo*

-FS

You're allergic to Swampertz. I recommend you run away to Iceland.

*achoo*

I saw that coming.

You're allergic to Pokemanz. Get off mah forum D<

Nah, I'm kidding. About that last part, at least.

*achoo*

-FS

You are allergic to love. I recommend you jump into a ravine.

*achoo*

Your alergic for that white stuffs inside my penis (oh no, you didnt)

*atchoo*

O.o that was completely uncalled for

You are allergic to ground type pokemon. I suggest eating two lemon merainge (sp?) pies.

*achoo*

You are allergic to air. I recommend you buy me a pizza.

-achoo-